
ALIEN GREEN
RESTRICTED FORMULA — BUTANOL
The green one. Restricted butanol formula sealed inside the unbreakable alien head bottle. First contact guaranteed.
- Formula
- BUTANOL
- Size
- 24 ML
- Bottle
- UNBREAKABLE
NOT OF THIS EARTH
Straight out of the restricted perimeter: ZONE 51 — eight classified specimens, engineered beyond human clearance. Same planet. Different species.




Somewhere behind a fence in the desert, a hangar nobody talks about. Inside: eight little bottles that were never supposed to reach civilian hands. They did.
We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of this program. We can only confirm it works.
Humanity was a phase.
Recovered from the restricted zone. Full dossiers declassified at launch. Until then — eyes only.

RESTRICTED FORMULA — BUTANOL
The green one. Restricted butanol formula sealed inside the unbreakable alien head bottle. First contact guaranteed.

CLEARANCE LEVEL — ULTRAMYL
The black one. Ultramyl-grade blend for confirmed abductees only, in the unbreakable alien head bottle. Leave your body, find another.

ISOAMYL FORMULA — REF. ZCJ24
Green slime straight from the mothership tank. Isoamyl formula, dripping with bad intentions.

N-PENTYL FORMULA — REF. ZG24
The lab robot's favorite leak. N-pentyl formula calibrated to melt your circuits.

ULTRAMYL FORMULA — REF. ZMU24
Protocol accepted. Ultramyl formula for deep space exploration. The landing site is you.

BUTANOL FORMULA — REF. ZPB24
One eye, zero manners. Butanol formula that swallows you whole and grins about it.

BUTANOL FORMULA — REF. ZCP24
The tall one. Butanol formula with extra cosmic drip — a power-up straight from the saucer.

ISOAMYL FORMULA — REF. ZPF24
Let it drip! Isoamyl formula packing a slime fist from the mothership. Brace for impact.
UNBREAKABLE™
All 8 specimens ship in Unbreakable bottles. Drop it. Stomp it. Lose your mind on it. The bottle survives.
Out of this world. Into your hole.
Zero gravity. Zero shame.